Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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