god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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