Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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