wat bout pragnant strippers??
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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