you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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