i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
so much tequila, so little girl.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Randomize
