ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock