So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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