So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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