i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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