eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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