Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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