I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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