Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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