We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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