Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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