that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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