I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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