i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
how does that bad decision feel?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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