no you cant smoke seaweed
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You were trust falling into bushes
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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