you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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