She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
false alarm. still invincible.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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