Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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