Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I think I just sharted jello shots
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