Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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