i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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