Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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