Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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