Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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