you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
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I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm sobbing to NWA
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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