GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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