your thong is hanging out like whoa
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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