how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!