They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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