theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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