even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
The feeling are messing with the penis
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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