Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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