I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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