when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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