Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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