No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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