After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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