i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
