You can't motorboat a personality
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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