I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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