nut hugger
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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