ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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