We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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