maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Drunk is a universal language darling
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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