I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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