Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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