fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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