My first STD was from a foam party
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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