Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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