i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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