It's just like the Real World with babies
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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