im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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