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never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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